This classic tee speaks in short, bold statements — loud enough to get a laugh, quiet enough to wear anywhere. The front reads “I NEED TO BREAK AN ANKLE.” and the back answers with a single emphatic “TODAY.” It’s for people who live for adrenaline, casual trash talk on the court, or those who celebrate dramatic flair and dark humor in everyday life. The medium-weight cotton feels familiar against skin. A ribbed collar and twill tape at the neck keep the shirt shaped after repeated wears. Clean, minimalist typography keeps the focus on the message — wear it to warm up the crowd, make teammates snort-laugh, or just announce your intent with an ironic grin. It layers well under jackets and pairs easily with joggers, shorts, or jeans for post-game coffee runs or low-key hangouts.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; blends for heathers (varies by color)
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd² / 203 g/m²) for comfortable structure
- Ribbed collar and twill neck/shoulder tape to maintain shape
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for durability
- Tear-away label and DTF inner neck labels for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
